I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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