People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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