CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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