Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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