Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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