so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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