I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
we should paint friendship bongs
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