But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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