Pappa wants mamma naked
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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