So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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