Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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