How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I had to cum in my sink.
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