One girl and one boy is just not enough.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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