Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
