I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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