Plan B is the new Plan A
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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