...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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