I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I touched a dick in church today
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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