Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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