one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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