whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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