brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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