New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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