no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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