I don't think brook has ever known best
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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