Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Randomize
