I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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