Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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