i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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