Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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