You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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