Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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