matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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