You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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