Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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