Are we in a gay sports bar?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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