Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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