ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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