In the future we'll all be gay
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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