You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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