Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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