I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I love you.
Bad choice
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