I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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