how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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