we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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