Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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