And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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