is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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