Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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