Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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