if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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