I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Four minutes until I can fart!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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