If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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