we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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