i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
