smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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